New year has started and our developers made a lot of resolutions: start going to gym, start a new diet, make new stuff for the game, drink less, don’t scare little children with horrible jokes, understand the difference between “soap” and “soup”… after less than a month, only one resolution survived.
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… WHAT ?!?!? You don’t know what winter-een-mas is? How you dare call yourself a gamer!? Be ashamed of yourself and thank me I’m in a such a good mood I’m going to point you to the definition and a wonderful web comic (… read the definition to have the link!).
But, since we are here to speak about Yorg, I have another present for you..
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… well, I guess I have to learn how to write better title, but you are very malicious!
Today I’m going to introduce you your hosts in Yorg, aka AIDA!
Well, calling her “host” it’s not entirely correct: her name stands officially for Artificial Intelligence as Driving Assistant, so her (… I know it should be “its”, but the name is Aida, so it’s a “she”) job should be to assist you in increasing your driving skills, but I’ve managed to make a couple of match against her and I think it’s a complete misunderstanding.
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It’s a boy!
A new baby car has joined our team!
Uh? What? How baby cars come to this world? Well… you know… you take a bee and a flower… and a programmer with a designer, I guess… and when the programmer bows to smell flower’s scent and paying attention to the bee, the designer at his back…
Well, that wasn’t the point of this post!
I just wanted to let you greet the gorgeous Diones!
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Ehy guys! What’s up?
I guess you’ve just come by to say hello and look how I was going… what?!?! You want more screenshots?!?! Nonono! I can’t! Developers are going to make me… things…
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